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I am sitting in a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, different from the one you are in now. Senior writer, . Tips: zschonfeld@gmail.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Jun 2017

    Trump blocked me on Twitter for saying he's not as cool as witches. Here's the story

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  2. 16 hours ago

    Good news, friends: I can still use this discount coupon even though it expired 14 years ago

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    Jul 24

    You ever think about how we could re-appropriate Jeff Bezos' stolen wealth, pay 1000 reporters $80k a year for a decade and not even crack the second of his 150 billions. But surely, it's the intricacies of media revenue that make a healthy news economy impossible.

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  4. Aug 10

    I found this coupon in my childhood bedroom. 15% off Death Cab CDs if I order before July 31, 2004!!

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  5. Aug 9

    Weezer is trying to make you forget that Rivers Cuomo wouldn't let Weird Al use "Buddy Holly" in 1996's "The Alternative Polka." Do not be fooled. Never become complacent

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    So, this just happened. (Thanks, .)
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  6. Aug 9

    For last week's magazine, I profiled the excellent , who is releasing her debut album this week. We discussed Gram Parsons tattoos and dad-rock and "Mozart in the Jungle."

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  7. Aug 9

    The Oscars need to modernize, and here's my proposal: Every nominee who doesn't win gets slimed

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  8. Aug 8

    Stages of a Serious Relationship: 1. holding hands 2. saying "I love you" 3. married for 18 years 4. attempting to explain to your partner what "QAnon" is

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    Jul 17

    I wish interviews were transcribed in the font that best represents that person's voice

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  10. Aug 7

    Give it up for Stephen King's debut stand-up set, everybody!!

    THE NATION apologized for publishing a poem by a white man that used black vernacular.what next? Apologies for women who write from the male point of view, or vice-versa?
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  11. Aug 6

    Rich people who treat newspapers as a fun toy to do unethical favors for their friends should not be allowed to own newspapers or friends.

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  12. Aug 5

    Just discovered that Robert Christgau gave the first Interpol album a C+ while addressing Paul Banks as "Peter Banks"

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    Jul 26

    |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| PAY YOUR FUCKING INTERNS |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

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  14. Aug 5

    This episode features "House of the Rising Sun," "Immigrant Song," "Wild World," and all 13 minutes of Sly's "Sex Machine." Truly an excellent artifact!!

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  15. Aug 5

    Just cooked breakfast while listening to a newly unearthed recording of my dad's college radio show from 1971. A surreal rupture in the space-time college-radio continuum.

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  16. Aug 4

    In an ideal world, listening to dangerously loud music would make your hearing BETTER rather than worse. Like how lifting weights makes your muscles stronger

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    Aug 3

    this wonderful and weird story of bob pagani, who livestreams himself sleeping every night to a small cohort of devoted followers, makes me nostalgic for the bygone days of the internet

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  18. Aug 4

    I first moved to Brooklyn five years ago today. I was 22 and lived in a terribly designed railroad apartment with the man known as .

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  19. Aug 3

    I wrote a piece for /! It's about a strange man who livestreams himself sleeping every night—and the people who can't stop watching him.

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    Aug 3

    For the past year, has been livestreaming himself sleeping. And each night, thousands of people tune in. wrote about it for .

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  21. Aug 3

    Newsweek's cover from 16 years ago this week has aged remarkably well

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