I'm going to sleep. If I don't show up for a while again, I'm probably fine, just hurting inside and dealing with things. I appreciate you all. More than you know.
And therefore Christianity waifus Jesus Islam Waifus Muhammad Judaism waifus god. Etc. I mean you could argue they're worse. Say what you want about about body pillows, we did construct an entire day off and a place of worship to love our waifus. Only cel, never incel.