Zach Zimmerman

@zzdoublezz

A gay David Sedaris. "rising star" - New York Times. TimeOut NY Comic to Watch. Humor pieces in The New Yorker, McSweeney's. Stream my album CLEAN COMEDY

Brooklyn, NY
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. stu 2019.

    in the beginning

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  2. prije 10 sati

    A porcelain white bottle of red wine? That’s some Jesus/Pilot/Judas prop level nonsense

    At one Des Moines precinct tonight, an attendee brought in a concealed bottle of wine, dropped it, and it shattered everywhere
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  3. prije 15 sati

    when you’re sick everyone is like “drink fluids! drink fluids!” but I guzzled gallons of cum every hour every day and I didn’t feel one bit better

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  4. prije 15 sati

    they shoulda just entered the lottery

    . bought the film rights to for $75 million!
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  5. prije 15 sati

    the flu is such a slut

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  6. prije 16 sati

    I had the flu and kept a list of who checked up on me

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  7. prije 16 sati

    The flu has a lot of buzz this year - anyone know her publicist?

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  8. prije 16 sati

    Remembering when a bar cancelled my comedy trivia night cause I was “scaring away customers”

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  9. prije 16 sati

    I’m so type A even my coughs are productive

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  10. prije 16 sati

    Everyone wants to date someone hotter than them but that literally requires an Escher painting of hot people (instead of stairs)

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  11. prije 17 sati

    There’s a guy writing 20 pilots this year and I really wanna know why he doesn’t write just one more...

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  12. 3. velj

    White House just released this map

    1 reply 1 proslijeđeni tweet 5 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  13. 3. velj

    this is me on a school bus passing your car, this is me auditioning for the thanksgiving pageant, this is me during our first kiss, this is me with a melting vanilla ice cream cone, this is me eating your pretty pink candy ass

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  14. 3. velj

    My Official Statement on Baby Nut

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  15. 2. velj

    It’d be cool if JLo wears that green dress tonight that she wore so many years ago. Could be a very cool thing to bring back one time for this one only once occasion.

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  16. 2. velj

    I’m not anti-football, but as a culture we need to have a frank concussion about the sport

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  17. 2. velj

    lotta hot taking on here - think it’s high time for some hot giving

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    2. velj

    one year ago, and I set out to meet the most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil. let us film our journey. watch here:

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  19. 31. sij

    My daughter Wendy misgendered someone so I had to gently explain, “Wendy, this is a sir.”

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  20. 31. sij

    My Favorite Days of the Flu (so far) 5. Day 1 4. Day 5 3. Day 4 2. Day 2 1. Day 3

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    31. sij

    It’s the SEXIEST live animated time of the year!! Come enjoy your afterglow with SNLs Gary Richardson SAT 2/15 7p

    , , i još njih 7
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