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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    25. ruj 2015.

    Liber Liber vel Braccae Igni

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  2. 21. sij
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  3. 21. sij

    Moloch who froze the water pipe to the toilet! Moloch who blew the tree branch onto the electrical wires! Moloch who scheduled a national holiday when I needed service calls to do repairs!

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  4. 7. sij

    As rule I still refuse to heart anything on Twitter because I love no one and nothing.

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  5. 26. pro 2019.

    I’m a pacifist, not because I hate war, but because I work in QA as a tester.

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  6. 26. pro 2019.

    WHOOP! WHOOP! COVER BLOWN! REPEAT COVER BLOWN! REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC!

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  7. 26. pro 2019.

    Me in ${PREVIOUS_YEAR}. Me in ${CURRENT_YEAR}.

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  8. 24. pro 2019.
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  9. 23. pro 2019.

    Me in ${PREVIOUS_YEAR}. Me in ${CURRENT_YEAR}.

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  10. 23. pro 2019.

    WHOOP! WHOOP! COVER BLOWN! REPEAT COVER BLOWN! REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC!

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  11. 23. pro 2019.

    No one knows I’m in space. I’m not doing anything. I’m not there. No one sees me. Besides, I am wearing a disguise.

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  12. 23. pro 2019.

    IMPEACH THE DEMIURGE!

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  13. 23. pro 2019.

    Shout out to all my and fellows drifting alone in the vast, deep, and dangerous wine-dark sea of this winter season. Become your own celestial light and shine in spite of it all. Also, say hello to your cats from me and mine.

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  14. 23. pro 2019.

    Hello. My name is Zygote of Xyzzy, and welcome to the Meetup for Weird Sun Twitter. Please grab a packet of post-it notes and prepare to brainstorm. Remember: there are no good ideas, only weak causal chains.

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  15. 23. pro 2019.

    Where's my 1,000 True Fans? 10 years since that damned idea and those fuckers are all late to my party.

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  16. 10. pro 2019.

    Car salesman: *slaps roof of Tesla truck* this bad boy can fit so much more fuckin cocaine in it than a DeLorean

    Tesla truck & DeLorean cocaine
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  17. 4. pro 2019.

    What's something you can say during the heat death of the universe that you can also say during sex?

    Heat Death of the Universe
    Sex
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  18. 1. ruj 2019.

    Also, um … Moloch said to say, "Hi!" 👋

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  19. 1. ruj 2019.

    Whew. Almost didn't have any unfollowers to unfollow. That would have been disappointing. I mean, I even when through the trouble to remember how to correctly spell my own username, after all. One. One unfollower to unfollow. That will do. That will do.

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  20. 6. svi 2019.

    Oh, right. And there could also be bots. Like … maybe I'm a bot and don't yet realize it. Or I'll install one and no one will care, know, or notice the difference.

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  21. 6. svi 2019.

    At some point, as I unfollow unfollowers I'll be left with only dead people's forgotten accounts as mutuals. I suspect by then I'll also be dead and this account will be forgotten. Ah, sweet blissful peace at last. My work here will be done.

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