Zachary Walchuk

@zwalchukers

Developer Evangelist with IBM Watson. Writer with occasional opinions.

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  1. If you are a person who has not read the book Dragons Love Tacos then what are you even doing

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    I have had my share of desires and goals, but my life has come to me or I have gone to it mainly by way of mistakes and surprises.

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    Most couple's say they exchange keys to each other's APIs between the 12th and 14th date.

  4. Had grits this morning and remembered I really like grits and I should eat more grits

  5. I've been having a lot of flying dreams recently, but it's mostly just showing up to the airport and realizing I've forgotten my luggage.

  6. Just so you know, my 5th grade ExploraVision team came up with this idea in 1999. I may still have the drawings:

  7. Didn't realize how colorful Colorado is until I visited NYC in the winter. Every single coat is black.

  8. ., your Roku app is too buggy to handle, please fix

  9. Ah, just learned goatee is named Chuck Todd.

  10. Tweeting less than normal during this debate and you can thank Vine St. Pub's stout month

  11. Red background is driving me crazy. I may be part bull

  12. I really like Bernie's tie

  13. Just tuned in, but bad goatee is definitely losing this debate

  14. Baby clothes manufacturers, I'm going to save you a bundle. That middle snap at the bottom of the onesie is completely unnecessary

  15. "A dozen pairs of burning eyes stared at me from holes in the riverbank."

  16. Zachary Walchuk followed , , and 16 others
  17. The sickening! It's happening!

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    "Where is the great nonsense of our time?" Cody Walker on Lewis Carroll and the philosophy of nonsense:

  19. I wrote this story in a tiny notebook. Can you tell?

  20. For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls

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