zoey

@zoeythegreat

I'm a Texan living in Norway. All of my waffles are heart-shaped now and people ski outside my window.

Austin/Oslo
Joined May 2008
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    Mar 24

    my default mood

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    i never knew i needed this until now (leo_nrl_golden IG)
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    12 hours ago

    Two days ago, posted a pic of a nearly empty kibble cupboard. Since then you all have sent them 6 vanloads of dog food and other items from their wishlist. They will most likely be shared with other shelters in the area. You guys are incredible ❤️

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    May 8

    Teenagers trying to make phone call on ancient apparatus

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  4. May 6

    Snowing in Oslo today, boo. Enough with the snow! But... I will be on home turf tomorrow evening, soaking up that Austin heat. Yeehaw. 😁

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    May 4

    These kids aren’t afraid of the cold! Do you think kindergarteners in the U.S. should have class outside? uncovers what else we can learn from on , Tonight at 9p ET/PT

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    May 3

    A beluga whale believed by marine experts to have been trained by the Russian military is enjoying its stay in Norway -- and the locals are loving it, too

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    Apr 27

    His favorite game. He’ll do this all damn day. He totally has me trained. Jerk. 😄

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    Apr 26

    Am honesty sitting here in tears at this 😂😂😂

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    Apr 26

    if there is an animal anywhere, there is a house cat who has slapped the shit out of it. the sea is no exception

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    Apr 26
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    If he says “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin” does that help or hurt him?

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  11. Apr 26

    Would some reporter pleeeaaase ask Joe Biden what his favorite WuTang album is...

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    Apr 25

    Trump paid a $2 million ransom for the body of an American citizen North Korea had beaten to death? My god talk about bowing down to dictators.

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    Apr 25

    Wow. "North Korea issued a $2 million bill for the hospital care of comatose American Otto Warmbier...The main U.S. envoy sent to retrieve Warmbier signed an agreement to pay the medical bill on instructions passed down from President Trump."

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    Apr 24

    Today someone sent me hate email in all caps so I told him that I had a disorder where I couldn't read capital letters and he retyped the whole thing in lowercase.

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    Apr 21
    Replying to

    obligatory

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    Apr 20

    Here's the answer to the riddle: Edelweiss isn't just an anti-Nazi song. It's a farewell song to a country that Nazis have annexed and a prayer that the country will outlast them. It's a resistance song, which is why it's ironic that it plays in this White House.

    I’m sure Trump hand picked it so everyone would quickly make the Nazi connection. Nefarious!
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    Apr 21

    Trump Treasury Secretary helped his old college roommate Eddie Lampert turn Sears into the longest, slowest corporate raid in history, sending the venerable retailer spiraling into bankruptcy. Now, they’re being sued for it.

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    Apr 21

    love to go to the emergency vet on Easter because your large, idiot puppy ate precisely this much chocolate cake

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    Apr 21

    McGahn wasn’t the only one whose note-taking irked Trump. In one point at a meeting he turned to McMaster and asked: “Why are you always writing in that book?” ⁦⁩ and me

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    Apr 20

    Papadopoulos's knowledge that Russia "could assist the Campaign through the anonymous release of info that would be damaging to Clinton" reached the govts of Greece, Australia and the US by July 2016, but there's no documentary evidence it ever reached the Campaign he worked for.

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    Apr 21

    Even with redactions, Volume 1 is such a mind boggling display of soulless corruption it still blows my mind on 2nd read. V2 has the capacity to distract us from the treachery in V1. Don't let it. V2 is about POTUS protected from criminal liability. V1 provides moral clarity.

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