Zoelle Egner

@zoelle

Startups, experimental literature, cocktails, alternate reality games, octopuses, . I get really excited about cheese. Unexpectedly tall.

San Francisco
Joined April 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Nov 2016

    Proposal: let's create "Gerrymandering: The Jigsaw Puzzle"—a puzzle of all voting districts in the USA— and donate copies to every school.

    7 retweets 12 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 31

    Proof that after we all die in the nuclear apocalypse, the kiwi people will rise from the dust to be the new globally dominant species.

    Chromosome #: 2🐜 14🥒 16🐨 18🍊🍋🥕 20🌽 24🌾🌷🌰🍈🍆🍅🥑🌲 32🐊🐝🍀🍑🍒 34🦊🍎🍐🌻 38🐱🦁🐯🐷🍇 40🐭🥜 42🐼🐀🐡 44🐋🐬🐹🐰 46👶 48🦍🥔 50🐃🍍 56🐘🍓 60🐮🐐 74🐻🐪 78🐔🐶🐺 80🦃🦆 82🦏🦈 90🍠 174🥝
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    May 30

    Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 📈 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.

    2,148 replies 98,640 retweets 226,898 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 29

    a for men would be literally impossible

    236 replies 3,186 retweets 11,180 likes
  5. May 28

    Accidentally came to English wine country during English Wine Week 🙌🙌🙌🍷🍷🍷

    1 reply 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    May 23

    "During peak traffic hours on weekdays, there are about 80 people per hour that need help getting out of Vim."

    65 replies 1,845 retweets 2,198 likes
  7. May 22

    tfw your job makes you really, really passionate on the subject of badly-designed spreadsheets

    1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 22

    One way to make sure your employees work on projects that will help them grow? 🌱 Create a skills database, like Huge

    3 retweets 11 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 20
    Replying to

    Well, a liberal 18-y.o. just unseated a two-term conservative school board member in a 20K Texas school district.

    2 replies 53 retweets 75 likes
  10. May 19

    Always the best event for which to volunteer, bar none. This is my fourth year. 🍴🍷

    We can't wait 4 Sunday's 30th Annual Star Chefs & Vintners Gala! Check out 's sneak peak:
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    May 18

    We speak the words of destruction, we sing the songs of death. What a way to perish, what a way to fade.

    7 replies 537 retweets 1,019 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 19

    The 🔑 to building accountability in your editorial process is having a high-resolution content workflow:  

    6 retweets 16 likes
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    May 19

    “How To Turn Your Track Record into a Tangible Asset” by

    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 18

    WE DONT DESERVE DOGS

    298 replies 23,494 retweets 65,166 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 18

    Job alert. is looking for a newsletter editor to drive our expansion on this vital platform.

    2 replies 50 retweets 58 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 17

    Chef brings you SF’s first delivery-only restaurant. Bid to be one the first to try the new concept!

    2 retweets 3 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 16

    My new favorite thing is the Dog Rates account getting increasingly mad at random people for calling their dogs bad

    280 replies 40,818 retweets 87,368 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 15

    this is the most perfect, wonderful tattoo cover-up that has ever existed, help me i cant stop laughing

    156 replies 22,417 retweets 59,087 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 14

    Determining if an image is a Chihuahua or muffin is a tough problem in artificial intelligence

    207 replies 7,267 retweets 9,499 likes
  20. May 13

    Just passed a person wearing a shirt that said "LESS SELFIES. MORE BOOKS." The irony may actually kill me.

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  21. Retweeted
    May 12

    btw, this is my simulation theory, I have thought about it for awhile and it is definitely true

    14 replies 186 retweets 437 likes

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