Zorro Notorious M. E. B he / him

@znmeb

Zorro Notorious M. E. B. aka Buck Borasky, Frontier Programmer: sit-down comedy, fantasy sports analytics, civic hacking, transit nerd ...

Portland, OR
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2007.

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    Thread by : My origin story: just about 20 years ago, I was working for a company that made turnkey Unix computer systems. I haitten a collection of Perl scripts that ran in them and collected performance indicators, logging them as compres…

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  2. What kind of carcasses did they find in Iowa?

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    A teacher, a bicyclist, and a Marin County planning commissioner are sitting around a table with 10 cookies. The planning commissioner takes 9 cookies and puts them in his pocket. “Watch our for that cyclist,” he then whispers to the teacher. “He’s trying to take your cookie.”

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    Quick quesh: How many laws were in place designed to prevent people from watching all or part of Super Bowl LIV?

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    Gender roles are fake. I’m perfectly willing to cook and be a woman’s emotional support provided that she defends our island home by singing on the rocks and luring approaching sailors to a watery death.

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    I need to run flang against my sad example code. gfortran complains but compiles it anyway

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    What is Judaism if not the world’s longest running nerd snipe. Like one dude turned to another and said “what if everything was one” and the other guy said “bruh” and now I feel guilty every time I eat a cheeseburger

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    A portrait of Kobe, drawn only using the number 2️⃣4️⃣ Incredible (via samingram98/IG)

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  11. Klobuchar/Schiff 2020

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  12. And on that day, Adam Schiff became presidential

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    if the groundhog gets too drunk to distinguish whether or not it sees his shadow i think we're all doomed

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    The reason for this is that there are very few products where the extra data helps marketing efforts. You're better off casting a wide net.

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    I'm going through my Twitter ad-impressions file, which shows why each ad was shown to you. In spite of all the data points they have, most of the ads are parts of campaigns for "people who like sports," or "people between 18 and 50."

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    During undergrad, we had a guest lecturer who spoke about a future where marketing firms would have thousands of data points on you so they could microtarget you for advertising.

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    PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK 😕 Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

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    If you could invite either J Lo OR Shakira to your birthday party which one would you invite and why

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    To attend or perform

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  21. So ... the Democrats invoke Lincoln, McCain and Goldwater and the Republicans invoke MLK and Irving Berlin?

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