Evgeni Golov

@zhenech

Debian Linux Python Geek

Düsseldorf
Joined June 2009

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    I fucked up Git so bad it turned into Guitar Hero

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    When two network equipment vendors love each other very much you'll get stuff like

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    Retweet if you have done this

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    When the identity theft protection service tells me the password must be 6-10 characters, - symbols are not...

  5. . Password databases in the cloud… Oh wait!

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    *knock* Who’s... *knock* Who’s... *knock knock* Who’s there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock* Fuck off, Fibonacci!

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    . Könnten Vorgesetzte von Herrn/Frau „/ki“ sich hierzu bitte äußern? Mfg, ein langjähriger BC100-Kunde.

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    [having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?

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    Everything that's wrong with the world in one screenshot.

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    HTTPS: Hopefully Talking To People Securely.

  11. Können wir dann bitte auch einfach Passbook Files haben ? "DB will Papier-Ticket durch App ersetzen" -

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    Policeman helpfully explains how many Rolex watches each wealthy refugee is expected to donate involuntarily.

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    Better slogans for social media sites

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    Take any Facebook/Instagram photo URL. 👉 append `.txt` → ASCII art 👉 append `.html` → colored ASCII art E.g.

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    "Ali, du bist doch Muslim?" "Türke.." "Also Muslim!" "Öhm.. TÜRKE!!" "Ja sag ich doch, Muslim" "Alter, bist du Christ?" "Nein, Deutscher"

  16. Ich glaube sollte mal gegen in "unsere Arbeit besteht nur aus Essen" antreten…

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    ***** - Five star cron job. Will run again.

  18. klingt nach Spaß... gut, dass ich grad die Bahn in D nicht brauche...

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    If you were invited to speak in Saudi Arabia about anonymity, would you do it? Asking for a friend.

  20. People suggest to move some mailing-lists to a reddit-like web-thingy because of better threading and I am all like WTF?!

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