Zach Felsenstein

@zfels

BizOps and growth. Seattle ➡️ SF by way of Chi. alum. Doughnut aficionado.

San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    May 31

    People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.

    Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
    31,823 replies 317,502 retweets 720,120 likes
  2. Retweeted
    31 Mar 2016

    Daily cold-pressed juice we can make at home? Yes, please:

    307 replies 1,341 retweets 1,291 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Apr 19
    Replying to

    this can easily be fixed juicero tbh

    14 replies 219 retweets 1,334 likes
  4. Apr 6

    Shouldn't we just give Assad a Pepsi instead?

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

    38,126 replies 3,639,358 retweets 983,423 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    When the cops come and you only got Coca-Cola in the fridge

    444 replies 62,792 retweets 137,353 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    5,008 replies 193,452 retweets 366,853 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    Hey u up?

    10,168 replies 256,878 retweets 564,631 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Feb 11

    I remade Smashmouth from Windows XP sounds and created a nightmare

    youtube.com/coolasheck
    735 replies 34,889 retweets 51,719 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Feb 6

    Is this a picture of Bill or

    Bill would restrict cellphone use by drivers
    20 replies 357 retweets 1,250 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    You can take BART to all kinds of weekend events - also, direct service to SFO is running great right now.

    200 replies 3,238 retweets 9,350 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    My name is Joachim Hirsch. The US turned me away at the border in 1939. I was murdered in Auschwitz

    838 replies 42,468 retweets 38,660 likes
  13. Jan 26

    oooh

    2 likes
  14. Jan 9
    Replying to

    do I get a 🥇

  15. Jan 9

    put my AirPods in while standing over a storm drain

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Jan 6

    Hey any chance you can launch crowdsourced data early in SF because of this: 🤞🚎

    1 reply 2 likes
  17. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2016

    It's called "taste"

    How come Apple is the only one here not ruining their whiskey?
    15 replies 87 retweets 247 likes
  18. Retweeted
    10 Jun 2016

    Found on the floor after class in a middle school: a relationship contract between 8th graders. (He signed it)

    229 replies 7,962 retweets 13,257 likes
  19. 8 Dec 2016

    something seems off 🤔

    1 like
  20. 5 Dec 2016

    yes please

    1:49
    Introducing , a new kind of store with no lines and no checkout.
    1 like

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