waking up to seagulls, yes!
Monterey
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Put the whole thing in a ziplock?
yeah, but they aren't buying them from locale to locale.
Close the laptop, put in bag.
They’re Chromebooks. Enjoy yourself and keep six more in the trunk of the car.
that’s actually what I do, kinda.
(Alternately, buy yourself one of the kid-safe ones that you can wash the sand out of.)
Leave the Chromebook behind and embrace the sand
Depends on what you mean by "chromebook".
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