Motion to assume that every email includes the sentence "I hope this email finds you well" without it being written similar to the way "retweets are not endorsements" is now implicitly present in all Twitter bios. Also, all replies implicitly include "apologies for the delay."
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Replying to @zeynep
Every time I read “i hope this e-mail finds you well”, I can’t help but imagine an e-mail finding and judging me. That expression is kind of scary.
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Replying to @iamnotapessimi1
Yeah, I’m hiding from that email! Why is it finding me? *hits snooze*
2:18 PM - 13 Sep 2020
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