Like, our boarding door is closed. Ha ha we did this twice before yesterday. Wheels up or nobody’s taking it seriously.
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And the important point here is that this didn’t have to happen this way. There is of course a way to run things that anticipate and manage these hiccups without making the passenger suffer this much. Costs are externalized while airlines make profits.https://twitter.com/jack_dele/status/1159477616849670144 …
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Ha ha we heard “prepare doors for departure.” Yeah right. Fourth attempt. Our formerly chipper third crew is now worn down too. The passengers are kind of like the veteran prisoners who have broken down the latest batch of new inmates.
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If I don’t update soon, either we have actually taken off, or created our own self governing commune on the plane on the tarmac.
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Still on the tarmac! Stationary! I’m mentally measuring where to put the pots in the plane for growing mint.
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Updating from the air! We are still on our way and I have since learned a bit more. It’s even more outrageous in some ways, if you can believe it. (These are “nazar” emojis, supposed to ward off bad luck. Hope they work better than United’s logistics operation.


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I've since learned: We left gate—THIRD TIME—hours late due to catering delay. After an hour, United goes back to gate kick out unhappy passenger. We must also now refuel? Refuelers are late—also can't align hose. We were ONE MINUTE AWAY from crew timeout and being deplaned AGAIN.
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To update everyone: I have finally arrived at my destination. :-)
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I shouldn't be ungrateful to
@United's failure of logistics. Upside of being stuck in an airport overnight is that I'm suffering less from jet lag in Hong Kong—up most of the night in US, so up during the day Hong Kong time. It's a weekend of protests here.. so onward.
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