Today I learned how to hide from a moose
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I was talking with a colleague whose house is frequently visited by moose. (mooses? meece?) Anyway, they can't move laterally very well, so you get behind a tree and keep moving until they no longer wish to gore you. (Not as funny an answer as I'd like to provide.)
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Replying to @craignewmark
Wait, you just circle around the tree hoping to out-tire the moose?
I guess having a plan is better than none. 
5:00 PM - 21 Jul 2019
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