It’s down to this. We’re trying to figure out if our mattresses are recording audio and uploading to the cloud.
https://twitter.com/Grady_Booch/status/1068312395599175680 …
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I'm less of a ha-ha funny guy than a tragicomedy guy.
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ok, here goes. Mattress and pillow talk. Mattress asks pillow about the meaning of life. Pillow says it's to be drooled on most every night. Mattress cries. -scene-
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Next stop, a chat bot talking back to you from the mattress. 
