It’s down to this. We’re trying to figure out if our mattresses are recording audio and uploading to the cloud.
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Future generations will watch The Godfather and wonder why mobsters considered it safe to "go to the mattresses."
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They won’t watch the movie because the plot make no sense! “Why didn’t the government just get all their emails and texts?”
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With no volume control. "HEY, ARE YOU GETTING MUCH SLEEP? HELLO?"
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No one has made a pillow talk joke yet?
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go ahead...

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Think Alexa for pillow talk... except instead of Alexa being 10 feet away it's only 1 foot away and inside the mattress. What a time to be alive!!
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Right. Nothing but straight talk from your mattress. As we all know, mattresses don't lie. (Very sorry about that).
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Internet-of-Things: Mattresses sharing your dirty talk with other mattresses, laughing about it, then using an ML algorithm to find out the most effective dirty talk...and then not sharing that with us because Skynet is a prick.
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Next stop, a chat bot talking back to you from the mattress. 