It’s down to this. We’re trying to figure out if our mattresses are recording audio and uploading to the cloud.
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Next stop, a chat bot talking back to you from the mattress.
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Why are people buying this shit from the sort of shitty scam companies that advertise in seatback pocket magazines and late-night infomercials?!
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Generations from now I expect horrible things to come out of a whole new class of conspiracy theorists who don't believe this stuff happened.
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Meh. Adults weigh the pros and cons of products with Voice User Interfaces for themselves. The efficiencies of natural language interfaces are so immense there will be no reversal from GUI-->VUI, but security will be continually improved as with all products.
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But it's so CONVEEEEEENIENT.
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We won't remember what "serious discussion" means. Also, "insane surveillance system" (ISS) will have become a synonym for "democracy.
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I know I keep sounding like a crockpot, but Jerry Mander totally called it in 1992(!) in his book “In The Absence of the Sacred.” An enormously important book - or it would have been, if more people had read it.
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The x12 mattress owner's manual says "the Voice Command Module is always on and always listening." It's not like they're being subtle about it.
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