RichL

@zerointerupt

Security Engineering Manager | Australian Expat in the Bay Area | My views don’t represent my employer.

Cupertino, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.

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  1. prije 22 sata

    Brief moment of panic when I smelt something in the oven before I remembered I’m meant to be charring it...

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  2. 29. sij

    “You have a very big head; your nose is the size of three of my knuckles” - my vaguely threatening wife.

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  3. 29. sij
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    29. sij

    Into TLS? Like helping teams and individuals reach their goals? Come manage Apple’s Secure Transports Team:

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    28. sij

    Would you like to manage a team of applied cryptography experts who also have superpowers*? Of course you do. DMs are (actually) open (this time). 🤦🏻‍♀️ * No superpowers.

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    I regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth.

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  7. 28. sij

    Success is when I get my calendar down to only two conflicts by midday.

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    It’s smart of John Bolton to hide evidence in a place where the president will never be able to find it - a book.

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    26. sij

    Pixels know which way they roll and are completely customizable, letting you control how they light up based on your rolls. More info / sign-up at

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    Magic mushrooms should be decriminalised. Here’s why

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  11. 22. sij

    Ordered an at 6:39. At 7:00 he is driving in the other direction towards Mountain View.....

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    19. sij

    Walked into my office and thought someone must have broken in because it looks trashed... and then I saw this little sweetie covering behind my computer. ❣️

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    19. sij

    Had to verify. And yes. Kernighan and Ritchie really did this. TIL :)

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  14. 17. sij

    "Tacomania wants you back Richard! Here’s 20% off your next order" I'm kind of a big deal.

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    17. sij
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  16. 13. sij

    I’m arriving at work in a black Model X Uber and the driver is loudly playing the imperial march from Star Wars... 5 stars. All days should start like this.

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  17. 13. sij

    What sort of agent of chaos puts a zucchini in the same bag as a cucumber? On an unrelated note what do people think about zucchini in a Greek salad?

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  18. 12. sij
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    9. sij

    I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.

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    9. sij

    Parkinson's law is always a good read. I was just reminded of the section on how to phrase job ads :-)

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