Greg Parrish

@zengreg

Putting the biscuit in the basket since 19-something.

Santa Cruz, CA
Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2016

    Welcome all to THE SINGLE GREATEST SPORTS DAY OF THE YEAR, Cactus League game #1 on for the '16 !

  2. 1 Apr 2014

    Tough break for a puck and a stick: The Science Of A Slapshot

  3. 20 Mar 2014

    The DB2 11 Performance Handbook is available now! Optimize your performance. Find it here:

  4. 20 Aug 2013

    Need a DB2 10 Reference Guide (searchable electronic) or Poster (iPad app or online)? Download here:

  5. 15 Jul 2013
  6. 17 Jun 2013

    zCloud Breakthrough: Reach beyond the Mist and Accelerate Your Journey - via

  7. 19 Mar 2013

    Database dept: Next release of DB2 will extend log record addressing to 1 yottabyte. I.E., 1 septillion bytes, or a trillion terabytes. !!

  8. 4 Mar 2013

    Congress' inability/unwillingness to compromise to avert the sequester is so pathetic it's "pathetique"... what say we sequester their pay?

  9. Retweeted
    18 Feb 2013

    Alright San Jose! I'm here and I'm ready!!!

  10. 4 Feb 2013

    If Gore ran it then we woulda put a ring on it / Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

  11. 28 Dec 2012

    Greg's Law: No matter how early you leave for the airport, you'll always get to security just as your flight is boarding.

  12. 19 Dec 2012

    In this job you've got to sleep twice as fast!

  13. 11 Dec 2012

    Listening to DB2 Optimizer guru Terry Purcell wax technical on DB2 for z/OS Migration - Query Performance Considerations 10

  14. 10 Dec 2012
  15. 7 Dec 2012

    Does this dramatic weight gain make me look fat?

  16. 10 Sep 2012

    Mist hung in the hollow, Over the wallow, Which hindered young Rollo From following the swallow. Just sayin'.

  17. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2012

    Our stage being assembled- shot from my balcony. I didn't think you were allowed out on balconies anymore in Vegas?

  18. 31 May 2012

    Phony guacamole!

  19. 3 Oct 2011

    Yeah I know money can't buy happiness, but I wouldn't mind being known as "that melancholy guy who drives the black Lamborghini Reventon".

  20. 30 Aug 2011

    LAX @ Hilton Los Angeles Airport

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