Andrew Taumoefolau

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I wish. It's machine code.

Joined December 2006
Born on April 12, 1980

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  1. Jun 2

    Cooking steak & drinking margaritas. This is the best of all possible lives.

  2. Retweeted
    Apr 23
    Replying to

    Think about your users, write something they want, listen to people around you who have suggestions on how to do it better. That's all.

  3. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    when two or more men explain tech to me without being asked it's called the blokechain

  4. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    Why aren't Millenials slowly learning their parents backstory through carelessly discarded Jecht Spheres?

  5. Retweeted
    Apr 2
    Replying to

    Basically, every dish possible to make before 1700 is a marvel of chemistry and human biology, the result of countless generations of effort

  6. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    Anyone that gets up and goes to work is a hero to me Anyone that can't find a job is also a hero to me Life is hard don't knock ppl's hustle

  7. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OUTLIVE PINBOARD. The bus with my name on it is a very, very slow local

  8. Retweeted
    Feb 20
  9. Retweeted
    Feb 19
    Replying to

    <barenaked ladies voice> it's been one year since you hired me sent me lewd emails and said I'm sexy eleven months since I rep

  10. Feb 13

    Indians putting in work here at the Deakin graduation ceremony.

  11. Retweeted
    Feb 9
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  12. Feb 9

    You don't wrap yourself in an Australian flag and DEFEND KILLING 38 AUSTRALIANS.

  13. Feb 9

    "You're picking out [the death of 38 Australians]... Everyone has [killed 38 Australians]." That's not "something".

  14. Feb 9

    "Everyone has done something."

  15. Feb 9

    "You're picking out something. Do you think that everything that our prime ministers have done has been in the best interests? Y'know?"

  16. Feb 9

    The argument she makes assumes Russian complicity, and that that complicity is defensible. 38 Australians.

  17. Feb 9

    And not even a competent traitor. If she was halfway competent she'd deny Russian involvement in the murder of 38 Australian citizens.

  18. Feb 9
  19. Feb 3

    Sometimes you'll think, “Life can't get better than this.” But are you eating baklava when you think that? If not, it can get better.

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