laura zeis

@zeistea

It's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world

Brooklyn, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2007.
Rođen/a 06. travnja

Medijski sadržaj

  1. 14. sij

    I bet every other native Texan did this when they learned about .

  2. 17. lis 2019.

    My best friends to me when I’m depressed:

  3. 14. lis 2019.

    🎵where is my John Wayne🎵 🎵where is my prairie sssoonnnne🎵 🎵where is my happy ending🎵 🎵where has all the Zantac® gooOOOONNNNE🎵

  4. 18. ruj 2019.

    This looks like a nutsack-purse, right?

  5. 24. srp 2019.

    I may have a giant fupa right now, but look at Nicole Kidman’s earlobe! To be fair, she’s perfect (give or take some American English dialect) so it doesn’t really matter.

  6. 21. srp 2019.

    I think about this a lot...

  7. 17. lip 2019.

    This is New York City and I’m on crutches.

  8. 28. svi 2019.

    My lyft driver is using one of those grip hand strengtheners, alternating hands as he drives. It makes a squeaking sound with each squeeze.

  9. 27. svi 2019.

    I wonder if anyone else’s feed has as much Stouffer’s lasagna content or if this is tailored specifically for me.

  10. 20. svi 2019.

    I deserve an award for not stealing this bus.

  11. 15. svi 2019.

    You can’t write this stuff...

  12. 12. svi 2019.

    Relationship Status:

  13. 10. svi 2019.

    I want to believe, but I’m not convinced this human will really finish writing A Song Of Ice And Fire once the show is over. Have I got your attention? Let me tickle your fancy with this pitch - WE CHANGE IT to A Song of Zeis and Fire. I can promise you 40 more seasons.

  14. 6. svi 2019.

    Somehow I’ve propelled myself down a Gérard Depardieu rabbit hole.

  15. 5. svi 2019.

    Why and when did this happen?

  16. 2. svi 2019.
    Odgovor korisnicima
  17. 24. tra 2019.
  18. 1. tra 2019.

    It’s like I woke up and it’s 2019 and we can all buy something that looks like this from Sephora for $45; It’s only an attachment for something that’s like $200+. For our own faces. (Not our enemies‘)

  19. 27. velj 2019.

    Other X-Men: Dazzler: 💥✨💫

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