Why is it irresponsible to drive a Toyota off a cliff with a banjo in the front seat?
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Because you could easily haul another hundred banjos in back.
What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless. What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a painter? A cheese pizza can feed a family of four. What's the least common phrase in the English language? "That's the Banjo player's Porsche."
