So, dude dropping off an exercise bike drove to my building, sat downstairs, left a single text message at 9am, then drove off rather than like...loading it in an elevator and wheeling it 20' or...making a phone call so I can come get it. You want hazard pay? Do your damn job.
I go to get a package from the UPS store and they're selling N95 masks. I'm like, "Whoa you have masks." Guy running the store goes, "Anything that makes money." I bought 20. Meanwhile, Amazon's vast trillion dollar tech machine can't...phone me..or...find the front door.