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Zed A. Shaw, Painter
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Personal artistic explorations in pigment. Follow @lzsthw is for http://learncodethehardway.com  programming books and code stuff.

Miami Beach, FL
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    1. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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      Prediction: New Jersey won't be able to hire COBOL programmers because the reason they still have COBOL in the first place is because a union controls who works on that system and mandates zero changes in order to keep jobs. The union will prevent the hiring.

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    2. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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      And, if it's not a union then it's a small group of aging government employees who will do everything possible to stop anyone new from working on their code...just like a union. I know this b/c I worked at the NYC DOC and they have the exact same situation.

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    3. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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      The east coast governments are riddled with ancient VAX and OpenVMS COBOL systems because there are employees tied to these systems. Any money spent trying to improve them is wasted until those employees retire. If Jersey wants to hire COBOL programmers I suggest this:

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    4. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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      1. Promise the current workers coding the COBOL system immediate full early retirement if they can hire and train their replacements in 2 months. 2. Hire only full time government employees, NOT, contractor companies. Contractors will scam them hard, they always do.

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      Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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      3. Set a deadline of end of year 2020 to have the COBOL system totally replaced, and offer a $2 million dollar pooled bonus to any employees that can pull it off and that stay to pull it off. Those employees from #1 would still get their retirement, and sweet bonus.

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        2. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          4. Mandate that the whole system must use open source technology and not use any outside vendors unless that vendor is providing all their code open source. This is absolutely critical. The reason they're in this mess is because they use a closed dead system.

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        3. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          You ask, "But Zed, how will NJ pay for all of this?!" When NYC hired consulting firms they would get teams of 5 people billed at $400/hour/person. On that team only 1 person could actually code and the other 5 were pads to boost the budget. New York actually sued for this.

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        4. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          In addition to this, rather than just use simple technology, these 50 person consulting armies would be full of "software architects" who run out to buy the most complex things they can, usually from IBM and Oracle. Each of those then becomes a multi-million dollar project too.

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        5. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          When I worked there, I wiped out whole $million projects with cron and ftp. I'm really not joking. I literally fired up a cronjob that ran an ftp client to transfer data and wiped out a whole project. I did this to about 5 or 6 projects. That's how you pay for all this.

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        6. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          If you don't use outside consulting, don't use outside vendor software, use open source (which is what many vendors used anyway, and is usually better), a project like this could save possibly $10-20 million dollars. Give the employees a cut and they'll work their ass off.

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        7. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          In addition to this, the COVID-19 crisis has a ton of top notch startup programmers looking for something more stable. If NJ is still using COBOL then *that's* a stable job. NJ could snatch up some top people right now, but only if they incentivize the old workers first.

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        8. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          Like, if I were NJ, I'd have contacted every former WeWork programmer I could and offered them this gig. That alone could probably fill the required positions.

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        9. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          Final point: I firmly believe that projects like this don't work unless you have a person in charge who has the ability to hunt down bad actors and fire them. In my case, I had people hacking machines to kill of Ruby on Rails processes, and nobody fired them.

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        10. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          A main source of failure in many rewrite projects is the former programmers know that if their code is gone they can be fired, so they try to sabotage it. I've seen it over and over, and they're slick about it. Just little failures all over.

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        11. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          A big cash payout incentive that's collective will make their coworkers rat them out I guarantee. Nobody is going to let Neckbeard Joe sabotage the web server when it's going to cost them early retirement and $50k next month. The key though is to be ruthless in firing.

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        12. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          My experience was that after I had proof this one employee was logging on to a system and sabotaging my code the department did nothing to him. After that it was an endless barrage of saboteurs. I got super good at blocking them, but they should have been fired and jailed TBH.

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        13. Zed A. Shaw, Painter‏ @zedshaw Apr 5
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          I firmly believe that if management had immediately fired and started a police investigation of that one employee the sabotage practice would have ended immediately. Without an ability to fire saboteurs and griefers you'll never get anywhere in a rewrite.

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