Addendum: If your dumb ass refuses to wear a mask for the above reasons, but insists on condoms constantly, then you're a dipshit. Furthermore, if you wear your shoes in the HOUSE but won't wear a mask OUTSIDE you're a double fucking moron.https://twitter.com/zedshaw/status/1245321886734696448 …
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Americans: "I will never take my shoes off in any house. They match my outfit!" "Wear a mask and gloves? How will anyone see my facial contouring and sweet manicure?!" "Before we have sex you need to get 19 STD tests and wear 32 condoms..actually we'll just cuddle."
5:22 AM - 1 Apr 2020
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