Americans: "I will never take my shoes off in any house. They match my outfit!" "Wear a mask and gloves? How will anyone see my facial contouring and sweet manicure?!" "Before we have sex you need to get 19 STD tests and wear 32 condoms..actually we'll just cuddle."
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