Holy crap, I hope you get a break… but not in that way 
My left foot is officially cursed. Like I think I pissed off some Candomble priestess or something. In the last two months I have: * sprained the ankle * jammed my toe so hard it sprained the two and the arch of the foot * bruised the top of it and i didn't hit *anything*.
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Without knowing the circumstances of your mishaps, I could only venture to guess that maybe the universe is telling you to watch where you’re going.
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