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One man party round. Investing in enterprise at @EmergenceCap. Previously at @Flexport, @DormRoomFund, @reachfund.

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    Zak Kukoff‏Verified account @zck Apr 7

    A $100 bill is on the ground. An economist walks past it. A friend asks, "Don't you see the money lying there?" The economist says, "I thought I must have imagined it. If $100 was really on the ground, someone already would've taken it." Starting a company is picking up the $100

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      2. Jerome Duluk‏ @jerryduluk Apr 7
        Replying to @zck

        Not sure why this has to be an economist it gives zero extra value. Perhaps a slight change - the VC believes somewhere in the city $100 is on the ground, and by being prepared and positioned correctly they will find it before others

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      3. Zak Kukoff‏Verified account @zck Apr 7
        Replying to @jerryduluk

        It’s a famous joke about the efficient market hypothesis

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      2. John Kroencke‏ @johnkroencke Apr 7
        Replying to @zck

        Omg no! it’s a $20 bill!

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      3. Zak Kukoff‏Verified account @zck Apr 7
        Replying to @johnkroencke

        I’ve only ever heard the joke with a $100 bill!

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      4. John Kroencke‏ @johnkroencke Apr 7
        Replying to @zck

        im going to spend hours figuring out the origins (I know the history of free lunch quip)

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      2. Peter Kaye CFA‏ @PHKhedge Apr 7
        Replying to @zck

        Lol no it's not. Starting a company is like if there was a 50/50 or worse chance it was $100 or an angry skunk. Starting a company is definitely not picking up free money...

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      2. Josu San Martin‏ @josusanmartin Apr 7
        Replying to @zck @pierre_rochard

        Then lighting up the bill on fire and using it to set a pile of money on fire, while the economist, with her jaw on the floor, is trying to figure out what the heck you are doing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Marc‏ @marc_data Apr 7
        Replying to @josusanmartin

        While you then use the money fire as evidence that other ppl with $20s should keep funding you because this fire is going to turn a profit soon.

        0 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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      2. Jeffrey Lyon‏ @ddosguru Apr 8
        Replying to @zck

        Except the $100 is buried deep in the pavement. You must spend $90 for tools to reach the $100 and it might be fake, or you might get in trouble for messing up the pavement, or someone else might get to it first.

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      1. Kiss, György‏ @kissgyorgy Apr 8
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        or: starting a company is like throwing a bag of $100 dollar bills on the ground and picking up $1 slowly.

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      1. Hadi Partovi‏Verified account @hadip Apr 8
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        The comments on this thread 😂😂

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      1. Khaled Aly‏ @khaledealy Apr 8
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        Except that when you bend over to pick it up someone comes and kicks you in the face. When you wake up you can’t find the $100 bill and then you have to desperately scour the city looking for $1 bills while wondering if the $100 bill was really even there in the first place.

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      2. Ryan Juliano‏ @rlj_law Apr 7
        Replying to @zck

        Clearly not a behavioral economist 😉

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      3. Matt Golt‏ @mgolteez Apr 8
        Replying to @rlj_law @zck

        Exactly what I was thinking

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      1. Mike Estee‏ @mikeestee Apr 8
        Replying to @zck

        There’s a $100 on the ground, a venture capitalist comes by and says, “I’ll give you $200 to search the rest of the sidewalk, but I keep everything you find.” A banker walks up and says, “clearly I must have dropped it, but if you give me $20 I’ll let keep it...”

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      1. Steven Kovar‏ @stevenkovar Apr 7
        Replying to @zck

        Starting a DTC brand is giving $40 of it to Facebook/Google.

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