My ex-wife is my emergency contact, because if someone is going to be responsible for my death it should be someone who'd enjoy it.
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I think this is true. Why no Toblerone!
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Everything went to hell when Swiss Chalet took the Toblerone out of the Festive Special
There’s a reason prices are so high.
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36% of the condos in Toronto, Canada, the largest Canadian city, are owned by investors, according Statistics Canada.
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reasons. i should be your valentine:
6. lots of cuddle experience
2. i have been told. i am cute
9. i will protect you. from evildoers
3. convenience. i am right here
5. i don’t have a valentine yet
Not surprised that nothing happened today. have done nothing to promote or support the company publicly. Are we hoping for delist and going to zero? What’s the play here? What gets delisted first #TYDE or #BBIG ?#communication #noceo
So first off I’m neither right or left leaning. My politics are all over but for some reason I am only getting suggestions for very right leaning people on here? making things “right”?
Outrageous! Netflix has just introduced their new anti-password sharing plan. Every 31 days, subscribers must present themselves at their local Netflix office, personally log into their device, and watch a full episode of Emily in Paris.
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i think there is something very sweet and freeing about two people admitting to each other that they’ll always probably just be a little bit in love and that’s ok!
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Pretty sure goal is to delist! There is no other reason to withhold ER and shareholder meeting for this long! How can a company be so inept? It can’t be because they don’t know what they are doing! 🤷
I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature.
Full story: theintercept.com/2023/01/10/tes
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I don’t read the script, the script reads me!
‘You may know how much money you have… But nobody knows how much TIME they have..’ Make sure you make the most out of EVERY second..’ Have a Happy 2023 💎
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Got myself a late Christmas present today.
I trained at Waffle House.
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No idea why even has #Outtakes. Always running out of food and really slow. About to miss the beginning of the movie! #cinemember
Is this the Red Wave everyone was talking about yesterday? instagram.com/p/CkwWKmdvXFG5
It’s Halloween so time to through on the first
The bad news: climate change threatens one in every three species with extinction.
The good news: you're one of them.
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Tomorrow on the podcast: You asked (over 3000 of you!) and @GaryGensler answered. Here’s what the Chair of @SECGov had to say about Payment For Order Flow, Kim K, and why big institutions aren’t really being held accountable. The full episode drops Wednesday on @ApplePodcasts.
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BREAKING: Susquehanna Intl Group, a global quantitative trading firm, invests in Communist China while destroying American Companies & donating to political parties to further their corrupt trading practices, accused of conflict of interest, investigated for Dark Pool Abuse.
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I didn’t realize this but it is national boob day. I believe it is something we should celebrate everyday. So happy boob day to all and like the Wonder Bra, I do support you! #NationalBoobaDay
Men:
Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!!
Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself.
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#BBIG the irony of getting the new investor pack and voting materials in the mail today! Don’t know if there will be a company by the meeting to vote on?
Everyone saying Elon should by $BBIG is not thinking. He comes in and scoops it up for $1.50 and we are forced to sell???
With all due respect this thread is an embarrassment. Federal securities laws have always been to protect insiders and overbearing for retail investors in effort to 1. exclude retail investor decision making (moderated to dissuading them now) and 2. insulated wealthy investors.
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In other words, in those 2 key years, one could say we replaced 1 gold standard w/ another gold standard: the securities laws. Unlike the literal gold peg, these federal securities standards have stood the test of time.
A number of principles informed these statutes, including:
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