TONE–BOAT TIFERMILON

@zandapheri

zune gipper. crud connoisseur. tune shoe & (ask me about my ). brookalyn

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2009
Born on August 17

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  1. blood for the blood god for my real friends, skulls for the skull throne for my sham friends

  2. head cheese for my swiss mates, swiss cheese for my headmates

  3. *speaking to a large crowd* what if virtual reality *pauses dramatically* but cyber

  4. playdough for my real mates real dough for my playmates

  5. intrusive thought o' the day: Paparazzi by Lady Gaga except instead of 'Paparazzi' it's 'Pagliacci' 🤔

  6. right?? kids need to be learning Haskell.

  7. That Olde "You Mean I Just Shaived My Ass Hole For Nothing???" Feeling 😤

  8. ai that takes jokes that have been pared down for twitter character limit and restores them to full resolution

  9. Maybe the real GMOs were the friends we made by splicing together sections of our other friends' genomes and patented along the way

  10. 🐾 🐾    rt if you're a 🐾   transsexual catgirl 🐾

  11. I guess toxins are a pretty good GMO but i think even the biggest toxin fanboys know deep down that fluoride is by far the best of the bunch

  12. TONE–BOAT TIFERMILON followed , , and 21 others
    • @TheNewJay7

      I made this twitter to submit to but maybe I'll keep using it after

    • @ehdtee

      Founder and Chief Scientist, Colm Networks Inc., PhD '08, Author Ragel and Colm. Why write code when you can write code that writes code?

  13. i'm famous for being famous for not being famous

  14. has christopher lee come back to life yet.cоm

  15. Describing myself in three fictional characters i guess

  16. i couldve had almost everything i ever wanted by now…but my one mistake—which has cost me so much—was accidentally not doing anything ever 😶

  17. I Only Make Up REAL Words

  18. ❃What If Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object‽❃ ☞ Watch & find out which u were wrong abt ☞ U do not frighten me with ur sorcerer's ways

  19. What a perfectly placed price tag

  20. i make Big B$CKS visiting evanglical homeschool cults so th kids can see how–Even if u Cuss fuckin NonStop–u can STILL SUCk sHIT @ bein Cool

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