Zain Velji

@zainvelji

Partner + VP Strategy at Northweather; Campaign Manager for ; Board Director & ; Political Panelist;

Calgary, Alberta
Joined June 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Aug 2018

    Sorry, , but Canadian identity is inherently pluralistic in nature. I'm male. I'm Muslim. I'm Canadian. All three. At the same time. This is both the promise and the beauty of Canada, where diversity enhances, rather than erodes, our social cohesion.

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  2. Retweeted

    Just checking: A president lying in public is worse than a representative cussing in private, no?

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  3. Jan 3

    Undecided who to cheer for tonight.

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  4. Retweeted

    Starting January 1 I am going to give one joke writing tip each day. I can’t promise they will be effective but they will have worked for me.

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  5. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2017

    Some fans are deleting Taylor Swift's app, The Swift Life, after Trump supporters flood the comments

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Totally normal stuff for the Attorney General to say to a President.

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  8. Jan 2

    Anyone interested in standup/joke writing, is giving you the straight goods (for free!) Not just a great comedian, but an amazingly kind human (he shook everyone’s hand after I saw his Montreal show this past summer), he’s now open-sourcing some 🔥🔥 wisdom.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Classic MBS. Tries to silence Jamal Khashoggi by killing him; makes him a global icon. Tries to silence Hasan Minhaj by getting his Saudi episode taken off of Netflix; makes it trend online. As I’ve written before, MBS is the reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to sh*t.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Yes, Romney will combine the strength of Flake, Corker, Sasse and his own renown into one powerful package. Or, in math terms: 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 0

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  11. Jan 2

    The classic “leave with the moral high ground while you’re nosediving” strategy.

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Geeze, I can't even go to the gym without interrupting my life... – At Miles Nadal Jewish Community Centre

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  13. Jan 2

    My favourite thread of the year. Nothing to do with the fact that it’s entirely about me.

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    On at 7pm et.... we will break down the with our panel &

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  15. Jan 2

    Hot take: it works. Hotter take: the world is getting hotter.

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  16. Jan 2
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  17. Jan 2

    I do. And I'm nobody. You would have been terrible.

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  18. Jan 2
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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Clearly, the best way to stop people from watching something is to ban it, make it trend online, and then leave it up on YouTube. Let’s not forget that the world’s largest humanitarian crisis is happening in Yemen right now. Please donate:

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    I have played this shit over 10 times already 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    i started in the buzzfeed ny office today and my mom has a lot of faith in my ability to not alienate literally everyone

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