Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine

@zaharako

A liberal Marine(95-99)award-winning copywriter & master of puns. Humor & wit is the most powerful weapon of all.🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 🌊

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    The Iowa caucus results are coming in and, I did not see this coming but it looks like Michael Dukakis is the clear winner.

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  2. What a sack of assholes. And why does Ben Carson not get his own seat? I bet I can guess.

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  3. There once was a stooge named Santorum Who was given a talking head forum. Well known as a shill, And nicknamed for ass swill This GOP toad lacks decorum.

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  4. Maybe next time don’t use an app where people text in pics of their caucuses, Iowa.

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  5. Thanks for clarifying this Democratic race Iowa.

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  6. Second worst Iowa caucus ever.

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  7. CIAPete DNCRigging DNCisCorrupt MayorCheat Don’t bitch about a hashtag trending by helping it trend.

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  8. Last night we learned the whitest voters in America can’t count.

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  9. I think Iowa upgraded their election tech too quickly, changing to voter apps from the more traditional corn husk counting.

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  11. Why is my bookie from the Bronx trending? Don’t place sports bets with this guy, people. Just trust me on that.

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  12. I think most Iowa voters were just waiting to see if John Kerry is gonna jump in this thing.

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  13. Once this Iowa caucus is over, the nation can finally get back to the issues that really matter like how Peter from The Bachelor got that forehead injury. And why people who watch The Bachelor can’t spell “bachelor.”

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  14. I want to support Bernie but do I have to be a complete gaping asshole to do so? Is that a prerequisite or just a common trait among his supporters?

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  15. What an utter embarrassment this Iowa caucus is, which poses the question: what the fuck is so special about Iowa that they take precedent over 49 other states?

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  17. I’m glad the future of an already fucked democracy comes down to the viability of a shitty app.

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  18. How can we nominate this man’s mother for a civic award?

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  19. I won’t pile on as everyone is trashing Tom Perez but I know for a fact he once kicked a puppy.

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  20. Iowa, you’re fired from launching elections.

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  21. “I could shat comedy gold upon the heads of Facebook and receive but one like.” -William Shakespeare

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