Take some @calm and call me in the morning
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Viral tweet a day keeps sanity away
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Can one sleep it off like after eating too much turkey?
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Nah I think it was plutonium
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Let us know if anyone follows up on those death threats.
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I go on a Twitter-Fasting regularly. Trick is finding the real beef amongst all the processed, no-nutrient, fake nonsense in Twitterland.
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A little oolong tea might soothe your nerves.
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I'm so bombed right now
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Don’t worry tweets typically have a half-life of the subject matter, or the author, whichever is longer

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