Zach Mendel

@zachthemendel

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Virginia, USA
Joined May 2013
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    14 Dec 2020

    millennials love to say “I have depression” gen z loves to say “my brain is in my flop era” boomers love to take it out on their son Brandon and say they’ll never respect his work as a comedian

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    10 Aug 2020

    Shout out to dudes who think masks are weak but that Batman is cool!

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  3. 16 Jul 2020

    Watching on Indian Matchmaking! Rooting for you dude!

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    15 May 2020

    Just a reminder: If you don’t enjoy some form of media (book, movie, album, podcast, tv show, whatever) you can just stop consuming it. No amount of bad mouthing it on twitter will make you enjoy it more.

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    14 May 2020

    X Æ A-12 is pronounced Air Bud

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    21 Apr 2020

    What you will never see on the Simpsons (from a delightful, nearly 500 page early style guide, circa 1990)

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    19 Apr 2020

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that soaking dishes is a thing.

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    27 Nov 2019

    Cats can have a little salami, but Katz can only have kosher salami

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  9. 5 Nov 2019

    I'm so happy!

    The folks at Vice are letting me crash there this week. So guess what?... ... ... ... ... ... ... FUNBAG.
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  10. 31 Oct 2019

    Stop killing good blogs

    I stand with the former workers who decided not to bow to the greed of private equity vultures like . This is the kind of greed that is destroying journalism across the country, and together we are going to take them on.
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    4 Sep 2019

    (jewish mom voice) Actually Frankenstein is the name of my son, who’s a doctor, by the way

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    25 Aug 2019

    Dearest mother — The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm. — Andrew

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  13. 27 Jul 2019

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    22 Jun 2019

    I could eat pizza for every meal and never get sick of it.

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    24 May 2019

    And YES, I am subtweeting The Atlantic. I am that level of “fun at parties.”

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    27 Oct 2018

    The response can't be to rise up only in defense of ourselves, because the attacks will continue to be on us all.

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    5 Sep 2018

    is not a game.

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    15 Jul 2018

    The most successful companies I see seem to share two values that drive everything. A culture of learning and products that provide a wonderful user experience.

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    1 Mar 2018

    THIS WEEK ON RADIOLAB: JAD: Have you ever wondered... [miscellaneous hisses and pops] ROBERT: Wondered? JAD: ...how many calories the human brain has? [ambient synths] ROBERT: Brains? [circus music] WOMAN'S VOICE: ...so I shot a crossbow into my foot JAD: This week on Radiolab

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    13 Oct 2017

    omg this is everything

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