Zach Phillips

@zachphillips

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Philadelphia
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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  1. 17. stu 2019.

    Snuggling before bed, Louisa, 2, leans back and with explosive force smashes her disproportionately large skull against my teeth. I shriek out in pain, possibly bleeding. Unfazed, Louisa sighs, then coldly pats me on the head. “You’re okay, Daddy… You’re okay…”

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  2. 1. kol 2019.

    Dreaming Wendell.

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  3. 29. srp 2019.

    Louisa clearly has plans for her baby brother. Wendell has questions about those plans.

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  4. 25. srp 2019.

    About to have this baby… UPDATE: Success! Stay tuned.

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  5. 20. srp 2019.

    Enjoying her last weekend as an only child.

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    Looking back, landing on the moon wasn’t just our job, it was a historic opportunity to prove to the world America’s can-do spirit. I’m proud to serve the country that gave me this historic opportunity. Today belongs to you. We must hold the memory of close.

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    19. srp 2019.

    MY EDUCATED GUESSES ARE ASTONISHING INTUITIVE LEAPS, FORGED IN THE FIRE OF EXPERIENCE BY A CUNNING INTELLECT YOUR GUESSES ARE RANDOM GARBAGE WHICH REVEAL HOW PROFOUNDLY STUPID AND WRONG YOU ARE ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND HINT AT DEEP AND IRREDEEMABLE CHARACTER FLAWS

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    8. srp 2019.

    I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die

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    Your phone is the adult marshmallow test you fail 250 times a day.

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    7. srp 2019.

    The teams that lost should have to go to the White House

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  11. 6. srp 2019.
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    Shout out to covered wagons. They used to not have covers. Wish I was there the first time someone showed up with a cover. "Jebediah what's that on your wagon?" -- "It's a cover, yo'. Have fun in your rainy ass uncovered wagon." Then Jebediah just rode away all sassy and whatnot.

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  13. 23. lip 2019.

    Today is World Typewriter Day. If you or any of your associates ever come across a typewriter in Dvorak layout, please contact me immediately. I have three of them, the only three I have found in years of searching. I love them. I will pay you a finder’s fee. I really love them.

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  14. 22. lip 2019.
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  15. 21. lip 2019.
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  16. 16. lip 2019.

    From a while back.

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  17. 14. lip 2019.

    Profiteroles are top 5 among most overrated desserts.

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  18. 13. lip 2019.

    Been a while. I have so many photos to post. Feels too late now though… Cobblers’ children have no shoes.

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  19. 8. lip 2019.

    Started shooting film again.

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  20. 8. lip 2019.

    Getting ready for the next one…

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