The reason republicans get so incredibly huffy when any of the tools of law enforcement are ever turned upon them is they think “criminals” as an inherent class of people (who they of course could never be part of) rather than a descriptor for someone who commits illegal acts.
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I don’t know why conservatives are panicking. I’ve been told that if you’ve done nothing wrong and simply comply with the cops, you have nothing to worry about.
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When is the FBI going to raid the homes of Jeffrey Epstein’s elitist pedophile friends?
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All it took was a game show host with dementia being investigated by the feds for Republicans to decide they think we should defund the police.
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When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing twitter.com/politicalwire/
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Making rich creeps who are defrauding the government pay up?
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After todays raid on Mar A Lago what do you think the left plans to use those 87,000 new IRS agents for?
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first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”
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Inject this into my veins forever
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Hey it’s those nice gentlemen from the diner
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Here's the top comment on TheDonald in reaction to the Mar-a-Lago raid.
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lol so funny how ron desantis knew this was going to happen to trump and said nothing while he campaigned with doug mastriano and kari lake
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Half the country is going to convince themselves this is retaliatory authoritarianism when really the dude from The Apprentice just committed a shitload of crimes.
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Ezra Miller is doing the Sufjan Stevens 50 states project, but for crimes.
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Y’all just be comparing anybody to Bron. When will it end?
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Biden is the most legislatively successful President since LBJ.
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Update: I moved less than a block away from my work, my gym, and a movie theater.
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which classic hollywood actor do you wish you could have seen on hot ones? my answer is katharine hepburn, of course.
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love the preface “now that I’m older” before making the most high school drink I’ve ever seen in my life
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now that i’m older i can appreciate things like this making my liquor on the go 
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Stop reading subtext into stuff that guys say and do. Like, we are hilariously one-dimensional. We can’t and won’t find or create deeper meaning in anything. Vibes are just projections.
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which classic hollywood actor do you wish you could have seen on hot ones? my answer is katharine hepburn, of course.
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I am near constantly frustrated with the Democrats but that doesn’t change how the media complex around attacking them from the “left” is a counterproductive grift.
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The Democrats are phenomenal at getting stuff done in the most convoluted, tortured way possible.
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Give props to @SenSchumer He kept at it even after BBB collapsed. He kept his negotiations w Joe Manchin completely secret until the CHIP bill passed, brilliantly outmaneuvering McConnell. He threaded the needle on climate to get Manchin, on taxes to get Sinema. Well done, Chuck!
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This is a dumb question but where in LA can I reliably get served chips and salsa and a FAT margarita.
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Thank you Georgia Republicans for allowing a meaningful investment in clean air/water that also brings down the national debt, a thing you guys care about for some reason.
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Worth remembering that 427,205 Georgia Republicans refused to vote in two 2021 runoff elections because their then president and state GOP chairman told them the runoffs were going to be stolen. Made this legislation possible.
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I cannot stress enough that anyone who says "Democrat Party" wants to kill you.
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Before COVID, everyone acted like millennials were young. Now they act like millennials are ancient. Did we ever get to be, like, regular?
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Anyone complaining about PREY…did you even understand the original PREDATOR movie? Arnold doesn’t win because he’s stronger than the Predator. He wins because he learns and subverts its rules.
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I cannot stress enough how much better my life was when I could work from home. Malcolm Gladwell can spend 10,000 licking muh balls.
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Malcolm Gladwell slams working from home: 'What have you reduced your life to?' trib.al/nP98YQQ
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I could never play major league baseball because my walk-up music would be that "Zou Bisou Bisou" song from Mad Men.
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Hmmm yes Republicans should have Ted Cruz be their messenger to all of these groups
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"We spend too much time talking to the same 2.6 million people watching Fox News," Cruz said. "And God love – the choir needs preaching – but we also need to be talking to young people and Hispanics and African Americans and suburban moms..." twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…
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Me: just being an absolute trainwreck on social media at all times
Brands: “We love how relatable your content is and we want to collab!”
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I’m Katie Hobbs and I approve this message.
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Kari Lake:
"We drove a stake through the heart of the McCain Machine"
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If I don’t see that the teenage son from THE REHEARSAL signed with UTA by the end of the week, we riot.
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