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A tropical depression that could fall apart at any time; not expected to get very far.
Los Angeles, CAsecure.actblue.com/donate/arizona…Joined July 2009

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The reason republicans get so incredibly huffy when any of the tools of law enforcement are ever turned upon them is they think “criminals” as an inherent class of people (who they of course could never be part of) rather than a descriptor for someone who commits illegal acts.
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All it took was a game show host with dementia being investigated by the feds for Republicans to decide they think we should defund the police.
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lol so funny how ron desantis knew this was going to happen to trump and said nothing while he campaigned with doug mastriano and kari lake
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Half the country is going to convince themselves this is retaliatory authoritarianism when really the dude from The Apprentice just committed a shitload of crimes.
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Stop reading subtext into stuff that guys say and do. Like, we are hilariously one-dimensional. We can’t and won’t find or create deeper meaning in anything. Vibes are just projections.
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I am near constantly frustrated with the Democrats but that doesn’t change how the media complex around attacking them from the “left” is a counterproductive grift.
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The Democrats are phenomenal at getting stuff done in the most convoluted, tortured way possible.
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Give props to @SenSchumer He kept at it even after BBB collapsed. He kept his negotiations w Joe Manchin completely secret until the CHIP bill passed, brilliantly outmaneuvering McConnell. He threaded the needle on climate to get Manchin, on taxes to get Sinema. Well done, Chuck!
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Thank you Georgia Republicans for allowing a meaningful investment in clean air/water that also brings down the national debt, a thing you guys care about for some reason.
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Worth remembering that 427,205 Georgia Republicans refused to vote in two 2021 runoff elections because their then president and state GOP chairman told them the runoffs were going to be stolen. Made this legislation possible.
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Before COVID, everyone acted like millennials were young. Now they act like millennials are ancient. Did we ever get to be, like, regular?
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Anyone complaining about PREY…did you even understand the original PREDATOR movie? Arnold doesn’t win because he’s stronger than the Predator. He wins because he learns and subverts its rules.
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I cannot stress enough how much better my life was when I could work from home. Malcolm Gladwell can spend 10,000 licking muh balls.
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Malcolm Gladwell slams working from home: 'What have you reduced your life to?' trib.al/nP98YQQ
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Hmmm yes Republicans should have Ted Cruz be their messenger to all of these groups
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"We spend too much time talking to the same 2.6 million people watching Fox News," Cruz said. "And God love – the choir needs preaching – but we also need to be talking to young people and Hispanics and African Americans and suburban moms..." twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…
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Me: just being an absolute trainwreck on social media at all times Brands: “We love how relatable your content is and we want to collab!”
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