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@zachbraff

Twitter friend to over 2,015,000 of the sexiest mofos on Earth. 60% water.

Joined September 2009
Born 06 April

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Feb 2017

    Happy Birthday ! Too bad Kit was too worried about Winter coming to make out with us.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Maybe don't beg for a wall with a poster inspired by a show where a wall doesn't work.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    . who said two weeks ago it wasn’t advertising on Tucker Carlson “at this time” is back to advertising on Tucker Carlson

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    This is the man witnesses say murdered 7-year-old Jazmine Barnes on 12/30 as her family drove on the E. Sam Houston Pkwy frontage road at Wallisville Road. Thin white man, 30's-40's, in a red pickup. Call 713-221-6000 or at 713-222-TIPS

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  5. Jan 3

    “Killing Eve” is great. You were all right.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Who wants to tell him that the central premise of Game of Thrones is that walls don’t work?

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  7. Jan 3

    Imagine what a major ass-head one would have to be to think that video of dancing is anything but adorable and endearing and charming.

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  8. Jan 3

    Happy New Year from my family to yours.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Times have changed at the Capitol: Some of the holy books for new member’s swearing ins, including a Quran, Buddhist Sutra and Hindu Vera (and two Constitutions for the atheists)

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    I am a community college dropout who waited tables for 5 years, worked in video stores for 6, and didn't sell my first novel & screenplay until I was 35. Don't ever let anyone convince you that your age or circumstances will keep you from being a writer. Only you decide that.

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    I have played this shit over 10 times already 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

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  12. Dec 31

    When your friend drops the acid too early and you’re all still at dinner and he’s like:

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  13. 31 Dec 2018

    Thanks for laughing through it all with me this year. Maybe it was all a dream. Some people get depressed tonight, check in with your people. Don’t drink and drive. If you wear high heels, bring bandaids. Be kind to all the servers Drink water. Wear a condom. XO Z

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  14. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    “Move along, this doesn’t concern you.”

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  15. 30 Dec 2018

    Daylight savings at 4:30pm

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  16. 29 Dec 2018

    “Have empathy for the suffering.” - all Gods

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  17. 28 Dec 2018

    Be sure to go to the Highland location. That’s where I go. 💁🏻‍♂️

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  18. 28 Dec 2018

    If you are in LA, eat here. (I’m one of the owners so I am biased... but I only invested because it’s the best brunch in LA.) 💁🏻‍♂️

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  19. 27 Dec 2018

    None of this is true. Raise is 2.6% not 10%.

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  20. 27 Dec 2018

    Arrested Development narrator: “He had.”

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  21. 25 Dec 2018

    Merry Christmas. 🌲🎁💥

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