zach katz

@z_a_c_h_k_a_t_z

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Portland, Oregon
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. pro 2019.
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  2. prije 20 sati

    imagine building your identity around having “finally found it”

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    this is the most san francisco shit possibly ever

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  4. 2. velj

    Not just LA anymore

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  5. 1. velj

    I won’t eat at a gelato shop unless the owner immigrated from Naples at least 20 years ago and struggled to make ends meet for at least five years

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  6. 31. sij

    The only reason drivers in LA are nice to pedestrians is because they assume they’re also drivers

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  7. 29. sij

    Imagining the guy who lives here telling the real estate agent he’d strongly prefer to live above a store called “Roven”

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  8. 29. sij

    Does anyone want to rent a big beautiful house together in Portland

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  9. 28. sij

    Thinking about the time a crazy guy told the whole bus “you’re all my family” then looked at me and said “you’re my brother” then walked off the bus and said “bye dad” to the bus driver

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  10. 28. sij

    Then there’s the Impatient Gentrifier, who marches right up to the counter, orders an iced oat milk latte, and stands there anxiously tapping his foot for 6-18 months. It eventually becomes a Toby’s Estate and he gets his drink, but geez, have a little patience, wouldja?

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  11. 28. sij

    Imagining a character called The Patient Gentrifier, where a computer programmer goes to the mercado and starts working with his laptop perched upon boxes of Aunt Jemimah's, calmly waiting for his surroundings to turn into a sleek coffee shop

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    27. sij

    Telling the barista to just give me a carafe of steaming hot oat milk and a single handful of espresso beans and "my body will do the math"

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  13. 28. sij

    The reason everyone in LA wants to be an actor is so they can say "let's get lunch" and sound like they're being sincere

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  14. 27. sij

    One of the very real dangers to reading too much David Foster Wallace is when the waitress asks you if you need more napkins saying stuff like “that would certainly not be unappreciated”

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  15. 27. sij

    my new “thing” is telling LA girls who mention their car on hinge to move to nyc and take the subway

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  16. 27. sij

    Old people love extensively asking young people about psychedelics seemingly with the sole purpose of eventually telling you that they’d never do them

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  17. 27. sij

    People in LA love to spend 10 minutes prodding a banana to determine its eligibility and then abandoning it for chocolate covered raisins. Nothing wrong with that though. Just observing

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  18. 27. sij

    They call it Whole DS because your groceries are going to cost as much as a Nintendo DS

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  19. 27. sij

    Just had an earth-shattering epiphany that in the same way people in LA namedrop celebrities, New Yorkers namedrop subway lines

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  20. 26. sij

    Most positive Yelp reviews are women saying their husband loved it

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  21. 24. sij

    Becoming absolutely livid imagining a guy who calls climates “climes” and has POST NO BILLS stenciled on his apartment walls

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