jesus fucking christ, I'd muted this after it reached 1k retweets because the notifications were getting a bit much, what
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It has entirely disrupted my gym routine because I've now been intermittently sitting on the mat to giggle for about ten minutes
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The column reminds me of the 'More' advice pages we laughed at a school in so much as they must be a number of fictitious submission that sneak through.
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Peak ‘Oh, mate’.
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"If she also dashes out after and returns a couple of hours later looking tired, dishevelled and inexplicably pleased then it's known as 'foreplay'." But I really can't think of anything that would improve on "Oh, mate"...
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She's insatiable! She cannot be sated, by any known* means! *known to me. PS, I am not willing to learn
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