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@youngsinick

Vintage millennial. New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus.” You should buy it:

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Joined February 2009
Born April 12
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    5 Dec 2018

    I’m grateful to all who supported “I Can’t Date Jesus” and hoping y’all will follow me with my next book “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.” It’d be lovely to make the NYT bestseller list again with book two, but getting out of private student loan debt is what I want more than anything.

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  2. 11 hours ago

    I have amazing taste in unavailable men.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    I really need good crawfish. It’s unnatural for me not to be nourished during crawfish season.

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  4. 19 hours ago

    Beyond implausibility of the party headed by a white supremacist who merely turned up the volume on their longstanding racist rhetoric and policies nominating Nikki Haley as Mike Pence sits in waiting and Trump is already plugging his daughter, she actually wrote “a real Indian.”

    A female president is coming soon, writes. Just not in 2020.
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  5. May 10

    Ciara has hits, but y’all know that album ain’t it.

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  6. May 10

    Beyoncé blessed them with her presence and they played like Ciara’s new album.

    imagine losing in front of beyoncé tho
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  7. May 10

    Wow, hurtful.

    Queen of Red Nation. THEY BETTER NOT EMBARRASS HER.
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  8. May 10

    Queen of Red Nation. THEY BETTER NOT EMBARRASS HER.

    Jay Z & Beyonce courtside for / Game 6 on ESPN!
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  9. May 10

    I want to interview Megan Thee Stallion and have a whole section of that on air interview dedicated to which UGK songs best describe our personalities.

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  10. May 10

    What I love about Harlem is I can be at a spot and Stephanie Mills comes on and the aunties are impressed with me because I was ready to join them in going off to “What Cha Gonna Do with My Lovin.”

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  11. May 10

    You cannot respond to Sweet Potato Saddam giving you a nickname with a Chinese Proverb. Please buy the Democratic candidates a copy of “I Can’t Date Jesus.” Hate the self-promotion but that insult game slaps.

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  12. May 10

    You are appreciated, Matt! ✌🏽✨.

    My “to read” list just keeps growing and growing.
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  13. May 10

    My Houston Queen. We are ready. 🤘🏽.

    track list
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  14. May 10

    Why is the Senate Majority Leader selling Cocaine Mitch t-shirts — at least without releasing a mixtape entitled “Cocaine Mitch” first? Republicans are such cheats.

    A year ago, a legend was born. Own your piece of history.
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  15. May 10

    Blue Ivy and Ms. Tina: Queens of Comedy.

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    Corny Joke Time with special guest Blue Ivy. 💙
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  16. May 10

    I don’t understand why that artist insists on making music for drill teams that don’t have enough Black people in the band ‘cause segregation is so bad, but God bless. (I'll be more direct on Instrastory shortly.)

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  17. May 10

    Never, ever. 🐝.

    Replying to @youngsinick
    No, THANK YOU! No Beytheists will be tolerated lol!
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    May 10

    . asks the most important question surrounding the

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  19. May 10

    Is this the hippity hop version of “Bernie marched with King?”

    This is why you gotta respect Mr Rap...
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  20. May 10

    Climate change for me in real time is having to consistently ask kinfolk and friends in select parts of Houston if they are on their roof and require rescuing [again] whenever it rains harder than usual (by Houston standards anyway).

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  21. May 10

    "Houston has repeatedly faced flooding in recent years because the city has insufficient drainage and experienced rapid development that reduced wetlands." "Recent years" is generous, but really, when are they going to try harder with the drainage problems?

    Schools in the Houston area shut on Friday after an overnight storm dumped heavy rainfall.
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