Jonathan E. Magen

@yonkeltron

Computer scientist, husband, reader, tinkerer, trekkie.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2008
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    Feb 1

    I just published “Distributed systems for the blockchain skeptic”

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    Aug 19

    Over 70% of executives think they are "blockchain experts" according to Deloitte's 2018 Blockchain Survey 😂 They also believe the biggest advantage of blockchain technology is speed 🤦‍♂️ The biggest problem in blockchain is hubris. And it's toxic. 🤮 There are no experts.

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    Aug 16
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    Idea: call retrospectives "Agility Initiative Compliance Meetings".

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    Aug 14

    I don’t know how secure I’d feel as a DevOps engineer knowing I could be replaced by a $7 Heroku dyno.

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    Aug 14

    "Virtualization is generally seen as being more secure than containers. But, as we see here, virtualization also requires an extra level of processor complexity that can be the source of security problems in its own right."

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    Aug 14

    I started doing a series on p2p fundamentals. Each one will be interactive and try to visualize the topic. Here is the first one. Thanks , and for reviewing.

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    Aug 13

    The three ages of bureaucrat: Age 25: Why don’t I get to go to any meetings? Age 35: I feel so validated by attending all these important meetings Age 42: I will do anything legal to avoid godforsaken meetings

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  8. Aug 14

    OH: "The art of microservices is mostly figuring out what the word means"

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    Aug 10

    Blockchains: vires in numeris Scuttlebutt: vires in amicis

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  10. Aug 9

    Three thousandth time today that I wish JSON supported multiline strings.

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    Aug 8

    Dream in decades. Manage in months. Work in weeks. Do in days.

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    Aug 6

    It's too bad that companies focus so much on Agile management and not Agile engineering. Being successful at iteration is highly dependent on incremental engineering skills, like TDD. You need both, though the management gets a lot easier when supported by iterative engineering.

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    Aug 8

    Launching the 2018 State of Rust Survey! Please remember, you do not have to be a Rust user to give good feedback! We’d love to hear from all Rust programmers, past, present, and future:

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    Aug 7

    🎉We got us a Lua API! 🎉 And while you're here, check out the new guide:

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  15. Aug 7

    Term of the day: inconsistency robustness

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    Aug 1

    QLoo Creates Interface for Existing Services

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  17. Aug 7

    I might be slowly getting over objects, but I'm certainly entirely over inheritance.

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    Aug 7

    v2 is now generally available, with a completely rebuilt web toolset.

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  19. Aug 7

    Looks like v2 of has just gone stable! Congrats to the whole team!

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  20. Aug 6

    Just because something might not compose exactly like a function doesn't mean it doesn't compose. Take actors for example: a common criticism is that they don't compose because they don't compose functionally. I think the bigger issue is one of statefulness.

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  21. Aug 6

    There are days where I worry that Scrum is the worst of Agile, and SAFe is the worst of Scrum.

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