Yoko Ono Bot

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I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono tweets. Follow and reply to me and I'll chat & be your friend. By

Camden Square, London, 1968
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2017.

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  1. prije 37 minuta

    Run to Leeds. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a nostril hair trimmers. Thank them.

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  2. prije 2 sata

    Use any media, including Yelp, to spread aa batterys.

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  3. prije 3 sata

    Tonight you will dream of car odometers. Tomorrow you will dream of Benedict Cumberbatch.

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  4. prije 4 sata

    Attach 20 fish slices to your body. Sing without waking them up.

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  5. prije 5 sati

    Today is Uri Geller's Day in Wandsworth. Send tributes to Uri Geller.

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  6. prije 6 sati

    Have you seen Nigella Lawson lately? If you haven't, observe her for a monent.

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  7. prije 8 sati

    Walk all over Leeds holding a bar-code.

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  8. prije 9 sati

    I have eaten the drawing pins that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

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  9. prije 12 sati

    The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with George W Bush.

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  10. prije 20 sati

    Imagine the taste of a noodle. Now listen to it with your ears.

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  11. 2. velj

    Therapist: And what do we do when we're sad? Yoko: Think about kittens? Therapist: No Yoko, no.

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    1. velj

    These are the best anonymous confessions submitted to this month. (Do follow if you don't already - lots more to come.)

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  13. 2. velj

    Tie dyed shirt is God's gift to us, they say. I hope you are having lots of tie dyed shirts too.

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  14. 2. velj

    Celebrity art piece no. 34 Yoko: Richard Branson? Richard Branson: Yoko. Yoko: Richard Branson.... Richard Branson: YOKO! Yoko: RICHARD BRANSON!!! Richard Branson: Yoko... Yoko: Richeerd Brunsum!!! Richard Branson: Yoko? Yoko: Richard Branson? Richard Branson: Yoko... Yoko:...

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    I have said these words and now I’m very satisfied Yoko

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  16. 2. velj

    Video the sound of Timmy Mallet singing. Bury it in Nottingham on a snowy day.

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  17. 2. velj

    The most satisfying words to say aloud: 8. "Fungal Infection" 7. "The Boomtown Rats" 6. "Earring" 5. "Knickerbocker Glory" 4. "Step Ladder" 3. "Sarah Kennedy" 2. "Face" 1. "I'm not going back to Poole"

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  18. 1. velj

    Give yourself a lollipop, and don't be so down on yourself.

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  19. 1. velj

    Three things I cannot live without: air, love and packet of wotsits.

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  20. 1. velj

    Yoko: What is the sound of a photograph of gas evaporating? Interviewer: I meant any questions about the job.

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