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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Oct 2020

    In summary, if your brain is doing this when you’re trying to decide if it’s okay to do the thing, just stop! Don’t do the thing!

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  2. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    I made this Bernie sitting meme to contribute to the cause

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  3. Retweeted
    22 Sep 2020

    reacting to every human being you encounter with “I need to figure out what they’ve done that’s worthy of criticism so I can reject them and look down on everyone who interacts with them” is neither personally healthy nor a way to build a sustainable culture

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    I will never forget Bernie honoring our middle class New England tradition of having exactly one heavy winter coat, worn to both formal and casual events

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  5. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    "Ok that was really weird." — Harris laughs as she presides over filling the Senate vacancies, including her own.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    There’s an Amanda Gorman at every HS you call underperforming, inner city, and/or the G word. Honor. Black. Students. Art.

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  7. 23 hours ago

    i will also provide this service if asked

    to all who wear heels tho u may opt for a husband or Marine i will happily be ur balancing down the stairs guy if u need
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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    when joe biden asks me to seek unity with fascists

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    well it's done. can't wait to get back to *checks notes* all of my problems

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Amanda Gorman, speaking now, when I asked her for her first political memory:

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Who's got 's venmo handle?

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    To Qanon supporters who feel that down right now, adrift and hopeless without a country, may I suggest Juggalo culture. It’s awesome, there’s forums, the parties are way more fun, and you’ll never be asked to die for someone who doesn’t love you.

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  13. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    May one day the Presidential inauguration acknowledge the Piscataway people on whose land the ceremony takes place rather than erase every Indigenous Nations in our country with the settler theme song This Land is Your Land. We have a long way to go.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Must a plot point "make sense"? Is it not enough to have Hamlet get kidnapped by pirates who then drop him off back in Denmark as if they were little more than an Uber?

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    everybody else was upset, but henrietta refused to watch the news so she had no fucking clue what was going on. she was baking banana bread and it smelled god damn fantastic. what else? oh she had some knitting to finish. what a blissfully ignorant bitch she loved being.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Wish the last day of a presidential term were like the MLB trade deadline--Trump just hunkered down on the phone with the prime minister of Denmark, trying to get her to bite on a Greenland deal in exchange for shares in Mars

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    Let's recognize that in Dr. King's time, the majority of white people in America disapproved of his work. Recognize that he did not in response spend all his time trying to win over committed racists & instead continued to focus on pushing systemic change.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    this is an insane way to say "florida is retaliating against a whistleblower for revealing fabricated covid numbers"

    Rebekah Jones, a data scientist who helped build the Florida Department of Health's virus dashboard before she was fired for insubordination, was arrested and charged with accessing a state computer system and downloading a file without authorization.
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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    In a pandemic?

    Dr. Martin Luther King Jr on vacation in Jamaica
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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    honestly if you could give me Tracy Chapman, Indigo Girls, Emmylou, Natalie Merchant, Bonnie Raitt, Missy, Lucinda, Neko, the Chicks, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Queen Latifah, Sheryl Crow, Sarah McLachlan in one place I wouldn't need to be president, just give me that moment

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    i made this last year but the message still rings very very true

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