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Guys. Ian Somerhalder was in Greenwood Kroger. Literally 5 minutes away. And I missed him. Excuse me while I go be depressed for the rest of the week.
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You ever see pictures of yourself from years ago and think “why the fuck did my parents let me leave the house”? Because same. 🙃
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Adulting is getting your stimmy and being excited to go to Walmart and get new cleaning supplies 🤷🏻♀️
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There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.
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yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this
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Zach refuses to throw ANYTHING away and I hate clutter. So I keep throwing all of my stuff away so that there’s room for his junk 😂
If you don’t jam out to late 90s and early 2000s hits while cleaning are you really cleaning?
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When tax time hits I’m making Zach watch Elena for a full day and I’m gonna come back home lookin like a whole different person 😂
If you’re against the $2000 stimulus checks you shouldn’t be involved in the government since you clearly don’t give a flying fuck about Americans. I’m looking at you Joe Manchin.
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