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    18 hours ago

    first draft names for spiders: -web designers -land octopus -nope -healthy sleep snacks -goth lobster -silk bitch

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    7 hours ago

    Jupiter is trans now.

    Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble
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    10 hours ago

    Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

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    12 hours ago
    US Senate candidate, AZ

    “Let’s get this f*cking thing done.” That’s what said just before voting to strip protections from the 2.8 million Arizonans with pre-existing conditions. McSally doesn’t care about your health care.

    Martha McSally stood up in GOP conference meeting and said let's get this "fucking thing" done. Yes, direct quote — per members and aides.
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    17 hours ago

    It was so good we had to make a tapestry

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    14 hours ago

    [coworker in crowded break room] hey brent tell everyone why you have to leave for work so early [me who has never tried driving in reverse before] you know why evan

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    17 hours ago

    Used to think the “proud boys” were pretty cool when I thought they were just a group of adult men who made a club where they promise each other not to jack off. But using violence to hurt people, thats very uncool if you ask me.

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    12 hours ago

    Lmfao

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    Oct 14

    this selfie from a white nationalist who joined the National Party is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in months

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    Oct 14

    If this offends you unfollow me

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    12 hours ago

    go figure

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    9 hours ago

    lying motherfucker

    "No one, junior or senior, is ever forced to work hard," said Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser to Kotaku in a statement today, when asked for elaboration on the "100-hour weeks" comment. Hmmm
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    12 hours ago

    "I voted to protect people with preexisting conditions,” McSally says in debate. She voted for the AHCA, which would have repealed Obamacare (and its protections for preexisting conditions)

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    9 hours ago

    where am i from? it’s this small little town you’ve probably never heard of called SWAG CITY

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    8 hours ago

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    8 hours ago

    TFW you're confused by very basic, simple concepts like 'solidarity'

    The fakeness of people claiming outrage for “Red Dead Redemption” crunching to make a deadline is fucking so hilarious. It is PEAK sjw shit. You simply do not actually give a fuck about how hard a video game company works to make a deadline and you KNOW THIS.
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    22 hours ago

    Say what you will about Trump, but The Rude Elevator Screamers, The Violent Left, Total Witch Hunt, Crooked Hillary, and The Rogue Killers are all excellent band names.

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    Sep 30

    said a while back that libertarianism is an ideology concocted in billionaire funded think tanks and they're all proving it by replying to this video saying how awesome it is that the Koch brothers invented them. Keep thinking you're edgy bc you like weed

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    Sep 29

    Jordan Peterson has been crying and ranting about this video for weeks now because it exposed the far right billionaires who also fund his grift

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    8 hours ago

    TFW you miss the whole point.

    Replying to @slpng_giants
    Racist, you obviously don't know the meaning of the word? Warren lied about her heritage to help her career, isn't that appropriation the left hates? She deserves to be mocked, I'm confused since it's your favorite pastime
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