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@yellowcardigan

writer, creative project manager, crowdfunding expert, cat lady, weightlifter, vegetable lover. formerly . spouse of . she/her.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    8. kol 2018.

    I stopped writing for Clickhole a while back, but since we're sharing, here are some of my favorite They Said What?!s that I wrote:

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  2. prije 1 sat

    I have replies from non-followers muted and I'm going to stop looking at the replies to my correct and smart takes from last night and this morning. I lifted weights about it and I'm actually, having, a nice, day. Thanks

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    prije 2 sata

    Quick shoutout to 's transcription service that uses real people, pays real (non-poverty) rates, and is so quick at answering requests that I just got overwhelmed and wish I had work for everyone who replied. Email: studyhall-transcription@googlegroups.com

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  4. prije 2 sata

    What's a centrist werewolf's favorite bad-faith rhetorical question? "HOWL we pay for that?" 🌕🐺🌕🐺🌕

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  5. prije 2 sata

    at the advice of my legal counsel (group DM) I'm going to tweet this joke I wrote while I was falling asleep last night

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    this tweet unintentionally yet neatly illustrates the least threatened portion of the queer community that hates all the other portions of the queer community

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    Anyway then I went to college and got really super depressed and learned that grades don't mean anything because nothing means anything and then I went to grad school (twice) and now I'm whatever I am now. A socialist who loves you more than Mayor Pete does.

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    not my McHenries, our McHenries

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  9. prije 2 sata

    You can give me money here: I’ll give some of it to Bernie

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  10. prije 3 sata

    Every nine weeks when grades were submitted, me and a bunch of my friends rushed the registrar’s office to learn what our class rank was. I used to remember my GPA to the like fifth decimal place. I still remember, over 20 years later, what several of my friends got on the SATs.

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  11. prije 3 sata

    Here’s a bit about Pete’s communications adviser that made me gasp in recognition. I grew up with a lot of kids like this and was dangerously close to becoming one myself.

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    Bernie *is* the compromise

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  13. prije 3 sata

    I heard you like over-educated queers from Indiana who have six figures of student debt. Give me some money

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    🎶 when you're alone, and life is making you lonely, you can always go… [STATIC INTERFERENCE] W̶̮͇̲Ą̸̭S̷̹̲͓̰̰P̷̡̧͔̜̭ ̵̫̹͉N̷̩̱̗͈̙Ḛ̴̻ͅŞ̴̨͔T

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    Some real demands to get the facts straight about Pete’s net worth from the ‘all sanders supporters are white men’ crowd

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    prije 18 sati

    Lol when a guy is reading, like, Infinite Jest, and drinking like coffee or tea or whatever, and he is all uh... he be wearing clothes and shit (you ALL know what I’m talking about) and it’s like.. Uhhhh sir? Did you realize you are being a "Type of Dude" right now? Too funny!

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  18. prije 4 sata

    It’s not “calling out” someone’s sexuality to point to the rainbow flag they’re wrapping around their hateful centrist policies and to say I’m not falling for it

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    OUT NOW: The Sickos discuss the last manga Tom finished, Toriko. Toriko sucks ass in pretty much every respect but is also somehow uncommonly sweet and thoughtful? Listen, I don't get it either!

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  20. prije 5 sati

    It’s been a fun morning on twitter dot com talking about how hating rich people means I’m rich (?) but let’s get back to the real issues: telling me I’m funny and supporting my Patreon.

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    mayor pete on dating apps being like “38/cambridge ✈️oxford ✈️ afghanistan ✈️ south bend ✈️ white house (maybe 😛)/boy mayor 👦/data 📈 maven/bread 🍞afficionado/vet/maltese since apparently that matters on here 😒

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