911. Can't sleep. Just thought about how funny it'd be if the walruses got on Noah's Ark and were like "YUP I AM THE WALRUS COO COO CACHOO."
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Found a theater on the Greek island of Santorini that literally shows nothing but Mamma Mia every single day over and over and I have to ask why every other theater on earth is not doing this
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the most important date is the one where u make him watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again as a double feature to test how many abba songs he knows and to see if he’s man enough to cry at the end of the second one
To my coworkers who ONLY react to dog pet photos in the slack channel and not cat pet photos—I see you, and I'm taking notes.
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Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good.
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I didn’t think I had hit an all-time low until I heehawed at my mechanic to imitate the sound my car was making.
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christopher columbus arriving in the caribbean
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Can't remember what I did yesterday but I sure can tell you my bestfriend in sixth grade's birthday
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imagine graduating in 2010... proudly wearing your SEN10RS merch... what an exciting time
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Here are pictures of missing Buffalo State sophomore Saniyya Dennis. Her mom sent us these photos hoping you will take a look at them. Have you seen her? If so, call 716-878-6333. Police say she's been missing since Saturday night. So far, there is no evidence of foul play.
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Weekly reminder that you can be pro-dog without being anti-cat (and vice versa).
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay laaaaadiesssss! 💃 Celebrate with a playlist carefully curated by yours truly: open.spotify.com/playlist/3noSq
And let me know of any songs I missed!
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Anyone else wake up singing "DEPRESSIONNNN!" to the beat/tune of "TRADITIONNNN!'" from Fiddler on the Roof or are you happy
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A picture from one of the best days of my life. You wait your whole life to get on this show and nothing is more satisfying than buzzing in and hearing this legend call your name for a response. An amazing emcee who loved seeing contestants perform at their best. I will miss him.
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America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
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What Wolf says: “Tell our viewers!”
What he means: “Plz explain it to me.”
#ElectionResults2020
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people with organized tupperware cupboards are the ones you really gotta watch out for
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