Me waving goodbye to my ex-boyfriends who naively believe that we're parting on good terms and meanwhile i'm quietly planning their destruction.
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2. Me saying goodbye to my sanity as I realize there are 15 months left in this election cycle.
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3. Me staying positive even though I know a relationship is on the brink of ending because we're at his parents house and his dad just got a new grill and wants to show it off.
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4. Me after I stopped lying to myself and came out of the closet.
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5. Me eating a burger with tomato because a guy I have a crush on made it for me
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My boyfriend laughing looking at this: “That’s the perfect caption for this gif!”
Me looking at him:
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Indeed. Use 'em and lose 'em. Move on to the one who can get me where I want to go next.