Sitting in a Kenny Rogers chicken joint in Malaysia watching a New Zealand politician being hit by a flying dildo
What a time to be alive!
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Not that you’d know it on the mainstream media
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#Newspoll Preferred PM: Albanese 61 (+2) Dutton 22 (-3) #auspol even better
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Two DIFFERENT girls today messaged Jacob (18)”happy Father’s Day”
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So fucking funny
He’s like “yeah funny but NO!”
God we laughed so hard
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Son bought me a t-bone for Father’s Day
I think he’s up to something 🤣
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Pathetic how 2 small shelves can give a large sense of accomplishment 😁
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With all the arguments over whether MAGA Republicans are fascists, I reread William Shirer’s “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” to see how much the rise of Hitler and the rise of MAGA smell similar.
Conclusion: They do. This thread lists 10 ways. Please take a look.
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the trolley problem, solved at last
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I'd like to see a nurse, teacher, ambo, fire or bus driver sue Dutton and Ley for defamation for calling them thugs. A class action would be excellent. #auspol
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Dude, trust me. The dlc makes the game so much better.
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Steve price is cancelled?
Good fuck off and shut the fuck up
I can’t , I’m busy
But send coffee
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It’s a shame Dutton didn’t wash Abbott’s underwear before he put them on.
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You are not ready. Neither was my cat when I pressed play:
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please read this and then listen to the song. you are not prepared for the song
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I'm absolutely losing my mind at this – someone needs to make an edit using the Kath & Kim intro music. Please. I need this twitter.com/peachalabama/s…
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First week of new job
Son becomes suicidal
Have to take day off (don’t care)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
the Queen is quiet-quitting
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They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.
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Trolling forces in action.
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In case you were curious, I can’t stop watching this.
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It’s hard to find under paid staff.
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What happens to the last guy doing this job ?
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CNN: Mikhail Gorbachev, the last president of the Soviet Union before its dissolution, has died in Moscow at the age of 91.
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I don’t really understand how appealing to the other party’s voter base is supposed to work? Very “they’re not gonna fuck you, mate” vibes
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MARTES.
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Daniel Radcliffe stars as Al Yankovic in the first trailer for ‘WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY’.
The film releases on November 4 on Roku.
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This one is on point. 🎯
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New washing machine 🎉
75 dollars for delivery including installation and removal of old washing machine and packaging
2 day delivery
And they were $50 cheaper than other places
So delivery only cost $25
BARGAIN!!!
Ps. I am now old
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Anyone believe they want scientific migration?
More like fruit pickers and low wage slaves #insiders
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If employers can't afford to pay a person a living wage, perhaps it's time to take a closer look at there business plans. #Insiders
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FINALLY SOMEONE REMEMBERS
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How does a cleaner up their productivity exactly ?
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