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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
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Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: http://www.explodingunicorn.com/books 

Indianapolis, IN
ExplodingUnicorn.com
Joined August 2012

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    James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn‏Verified account @XplodingUnicorn 16 Sep 2017

    My wife and I ate lunch without the kids. The waiter asked if he should split our check. I said yes. You're all invited to my funeral.

    11:07 AM - 16 Sep 2017
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      1. Miss Kim‏ @Miss_Kim_H 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        I'll bring flowers...

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      1. Mahir‏ @_Mazmol 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn @HollyyLive

        Lmao

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      1. Lia-Makesha J‏ @Liiaaa_J 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        On the plus side, you will have more attendees than your book signing. People who "knew" you....

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      1. k.j‏ @kaylaj051 16 Sep 2017
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        Rest in pieces

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      1. Hilde Stroobants‏ @IlleStroobants 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        Is that before or after the book signing? 🙃

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      1. Mac Jones #ForTheShoe‏ @SoDakMarko 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        You should hire this guy now:pic.twitter.com/j72cDuvu7y

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      2. Mac Jones #ForTheShoe‏ @SoDakMarko 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @SoDakMarko @XplodingUnicorn

        pic.twitter.com/sRhKNRmPYI

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      1. Keith Holman‏ @KeithEHolman 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        He obviously thought she was out of your league.

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      1. Boo's House  🐼  🌈‏ @booshouse 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        So I should take your book signing on 10/15 off my calendar?

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      1. JudyP♜ ☄️ 🌉‏ @judydp 16 Sep 2017
        Replying to @XplodingUnicorn

        *SMH*.. And before your book signing, too..

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